If somebody at least listens, it's not too bad.

Postmodern Homer Simpson. By Neil

cricketmenace:

I can’t wait for breakfast, I’m hungry, it’ll be great.

“We are mulched by the dead, though one person’s death will tell you more than a thousand.”

– Alan Bennett, The History Boys.

(Source: bottleonthebookcase)

vimandvigour:

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
- Ernest Hemingway — vimandvigour:

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

**- Ernest Hemingway**

(Source: hockey-teeth)

“Look at people, walking around, drinking cups of tea, getting little bits of sandwich round their mouths as they eat- God they’re disgusting. I say fuck people. People ruin everything. Look at them. Look at their eyes and their ears and their hair, growing on their stupid fucking heads. They make me fucking puke. God I wish they were dead! All of you, right now, I fucking hate you and I sincerely hope you just fucking well die!”

– Charlie Brooker (via tobefairitismyonlyweakness)

jeremypaxmanspants:

GCSEs were great

I did my physics exam drunk, forgot how to spell my own name and forgot the unit for weight

I got a B in that exam

oh to do that again

(Source: bloodydifficult)

jeremypaxmanspants:

its-london-calling:

Steve Bell’s jubilee mug
Definitely getting one of these. “60 years on benefits/Never signed on”.

I want itI want it so much — jeremypaxmanspants:

its-london-calling:

**Steve Bell’s jubilee mug**

Definitely getting one of these. “60 years on benefits/Never signed on”.

I want it
I want it so much

jazz-malkin:

Blade Runner ~ (1982) — jazz-malkin:

Blade Runner ~ *(1982)*

(Source: imcalledcisco)

eyeonspringfield:

Oh, Shakazaramesh, will you ever learn?